NOT READY

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You are
not ready.

"I'll know. I always know."

The alarm clock that gets you in shape. You have no choice. Sgt. Vex wakes you up and doesn't stop until your push-ups are done.

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The machines are coming. Your alarm is the first warning.

You don't need motivation. You need someone to make you. Every morning the alarm goes off, and the only way to shut him up is to do your orders. Miss a day and the sergeant notices.

How Reveille works

  1. 01

    Reveille

    Your alarm is Sgt. Vex. Pick your wake-up time and your days. When it fires, he does the talking.

  2. 02

    Morning orders

    Push-ups, squats and jumping jacks. Prop your phone up and he counts every rep out loud. Cheat and he says so.

  3. 03

    No going back to bed

    Stop the alarm and you have two minutes to start your orders. Lie back down and he comes back louder. There is no snooze.

He counts. You move.

Every rep gets its own count, from one to two hundred. Turn the sound on and hear him. Reach a hundred and you'll hear something he doesn't say often.

Meet
Sgt. Vex

Thirty years of making soft people hard. He doesn't do encouragement. He does results, and the occasional joke he'll deny making.

Sgt. Vex shouting through a megaphone on a wet running track at night
Mid-workout You looked like a malfunctioning STARFISH! A DISCIPLINED malfunctioning starfish!
Sgt. Vex with arms crossed, glaring, in the rain
After your fitness test The machines have moved you from ‘threat’ to ‘snack.’
Sgt. Vex almost smiling at sunrise, arms crossed
After your orders I am NOT going to say I’m proud. I’m a little proud. DISMISSED!
Full The complete sergeant. Loud, relentless, occasionally funny.
Handler Firm but quieter. Same orders, lower volume.
Silent Ops No voice. Orders on screen. Nobody has to be yelled at.

Whatever shape you're in

A 60-second push-up test on day one sets your starting reps. They grow as you do. Nobody is too unfit and nobody is too fit. Everybody is not ready.

Threat level: Low

The Civilian

Not in shape and you know it.

Starts with a handful of reps. Missed days never reset you.

Threat level: Medium

The Weekend Warrior

You were fit once. You need the structure back.

Starts with a real set and climbs from there.

Threat level: High

The Operator

Fit isn’t the same as ready.

Starts at full orders. Vex raises the bar every week.

No map.
No trail.

Your workout and location data stay on your phone. Run 5K uses GPS and motion sensors only with your permission, during an active run. No saved route. No workout uploads to us. Your mornings are your business.

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"They can't hunt what they can't find."

On your phone

  • Reps and streak
  • Wake-up time
  • Run distance and pace

Not sent to us

  • Location coordinates
  • Workout history
  • Camera recordings

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